Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Owen boots Kate for Aniston

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My heart aches whenever I think about Kate Hudson taking the time out to go see Owen Wilson. She seems to be so much in love with Owen, and look what he does to pay her back for spending last weekend with him in Miami. He was spotted, yesterday flirting with Jennifer Aniston on the sets of his latest movie Marley and me. Yes, that's right, according to Star reports:

"The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling," one crew member tells Star. "They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly."

It really sucks to be Kate, oh, well.

On a side note, I'm trying to imagine the conversation between Aniston and Wilson. Perhaps something along the lines of the following? Dunno!

Jennifer: You know, I was heartbroken

Owen: Yeah, me too

Jennifer: I really wanted to die

Owen: Yeah, me too, I tried too you know

Jennifer: No no, I didn't actually really want to die...you see... I'm Jennifer Aniston, and you're Owen Wilson with a penis for a nose; so its a bit different.

Anyway, on a more serious note, I think Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson will make a great couple for three reasons.

First: The two have had a very humiliating highly publicized personal crisis, so they will get each other... Awwwwww!

Second: Jennifer Aniston needs to be with someone at her own level ie. "Penis nose decent body pal" meets "weird face hot body gal."

Finally, Owen was Angelina at one point, except thankfully it didn't end in a baby collecting obsession. So in a strange way I guess Jennifer would get a healthy glimpse of the other side and that might bring complete closure. She keeps going on and on about how she's way over it, but until she finds a man to have a family with, she won't have complete closure.

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